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Post by shayleigh on Mar 25, 2005 22:39:53 GMT -5
Got a favorite Gilmore Quote? Post it here. Share the laughs, the tears, and all the other lines that grabbed your attention and stuck. An example of one of my favorite quotes is in my signature.
L: What are you doing here? D: What are you doing here? L: I'm looking for a chick. D: So am I. L: No you're not! D: Well, neither are you!
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Lorelai: Wow, smart girls are mean.
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Rory: God, you're like the pop-up book from hell.
Well, I could go on forever, but I want to save some for everybody else. Post away!
Toodles! ~*ShayLeigh*~
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Post by shayleigh on Mar 25, 2005 23:03:11 GMT -5
Oh, had to post this quote. I just remembered this one and it's seriously one of my favorites.
Lorelai: Luke can dance! Rory: Look how you just said 'Luke can dance'. Lorelai: What?! I said it like I was surprised Luke could dance. Rory: No, you said it like you were surprised you still had your clothes on!
*Sigh*
Toodles! ~*ShayLeigh*~
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Post by fancypatches on Mar 27, 2005 14:17:00 GMT -5
Okay, here are a few of mine... be prepared, I have a lot.
"I don't hate you." - Lorelai. "No?" - Dean. "No. Though I did imagine 20 different ways to remove your head from your body." - Lorelai. "Yeah? Well, which one looked the best?" - Dean. "Hedge clippers." - Lorelai. "Huh." - Dean. "Dull ones." - Lorelai. "Well, I mean, sure, you wouldn't want it to go quick." - Dean. "Exactly." - Lorelai. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
“That lothario over there has wormed his way into my daughter’s heart and mouth and for that he must die.” - Lorelai. “That’s it, let’s go.” - Luke. “No." - Lorelai. “You’re not going to kill the bagboy.”- Luke. ”Why not?” - Lorelai. “It’s double coupon day, you’ll bring down the town.” - Luke. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"My mom has a thing for the Oompa-Loompas." - Rory. "I do not have a thing for Oompa-Loompas." - Lorelai. "Having a recurring dream about marrying one constitutes having a 'thing' for Oompa-Loompas." - Rory. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Rory, you're special." - Logan "Special? Like stop eating the paste special?" - Rory ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM sleep? - Lorelai Because he's always got some guy on pushing a book about how everything's all going to hell, or they're going to pass a law, how everyone with a nose ring is going to get shipped off to China. Suddenly you're depressed, thinking we're all going to die and don't drink the water, there's anthrax in my bagel - and bam, there goes your REM sleep. - Luke Or Mel Brooks is on, and he is so funny, and you think, "What a wonderful world we live in, that there's a Mel Brooks to go to sleep to." - Lorelai Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days. - Luke ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rory's not here yet. - Luke Then you'll have to entertain me until she arrives. Okay Burger boy, dance. - Lorelai Will You Marry Me? - Luke What!?! - Lorelai Just looking for something to shut you up. - Luke ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no." - Luke ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Maybe one place wasn't so bad. -Luke Oh, good, describe it to me. - Lorelai I don't know. It had walls, with kind of a floor, with a light. - Luke Okay, hold on here, mister. If you tell me it's got a roof, I'm stealing that baby out from under you. -Lorelai ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Where's Mom? -Rory Looking for Coffee. -Luke What are you doing? -Rory Looking at my shoes. -Luke Okay.... carry on. -Rory ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Tell me a joke. -Lorelai Knock Knock... -Rory *giggles* That was a good one. -Lorelai ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hey. Anywhere? -Lorelai Anywhere. -Luke (to customer) Hm,.. would you mind moving? -Lorelai I hate it when you do that. -Luke It's my showstopper. -Lorelai
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Okay, I have to stop right now or this post may never end. So there are a few *hmm* quotes for y'all to enjoy.
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Post by shayleigh on Apr 1, 2005 0:00:15 GMT -5
Gonna try something...Quote of the day. Each day I'm going to post another quote. I soon hope to have every word of the Gilmore Girls show quoted in here, lol. Starting now...
Lorelai- Can I make a suggestion? Luke- What? Loralei- Curtains. Luke- No. Lorelai- Manly curtains. Luke- Oxymoron. Lorelai- What did you call me?
~*ShayLeigh*~
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Post by fancypatches on Sept 18, 2005 18:21:36 GMT -5
Kirk: I have night terrors. Luke: Night terrors? Kirk: Basically, I freak out at beddy-bye. About an hour after I fall asleep, I wake up in panic. Everything around me seems threatening, scary, out to get me. Two nights ago, I was suddenly gripped with the overwhelming feeling that there was an assassin in my house. Luke: Jeez. Kirk: I had to get out of the room before he got me, so I jumped out of bed and locked my pillow in the bathroom. Luke: Why? Kirk: Because it was a bomb. Luke: Of course. Kirk: After neutralizing my pillow, I ran up the stairs, climbed out the bathroom window, scaled the trellis up the side of the house, and hid on the roof... Luke: Huh. Kirk: Completely naked. Luke: Aw, jeez! Kirk: The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked or running down the street completely naked or swimming in the community-center pool completely naked. That was the time I thought I was on fire.
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